Simon Says (2006) Season 07 Episode 08

Hand Sandwich Good Time, A Laugh, Ridiculous High these are the words we are using to describe this weeks pick. Welcome to episode eight of season 7 of Flicks XRayed, this week we are dodging pick axes and are reviewing Simon Says. Host, Miner Tool Tony is joined by co-host Dream Girl Ryan and guests Dying of Laughter Joe, and Killed a man for each year of her life Carissa. This week we play a game of Alternate Titles for Horror Movies in the Woods, The Price is Right and The Flicks Awesome Lodge Word Game. So tune in as we discuss at length about Practical Effects, Stoners, Crispin Glover, and sooo much more.

Our Ratings

Killed a man for each year of her life Carissa 5
Crushed Dog Phil 3
Dream Girl Ryan 2
Miner Tool Tony 2.5

12.5/20             63%

Synopsis and Starring

Synopsis: Five high school seniors in a VW van on their way to camp by a river in the forest hear about a boy, who once killed his identical twin and parents in the area. They ignore the warning.

Directed by William Dear         


Crispin Glover as Simon
Margo Harshman as Kate
Greg Cipes as Zack
Kelly Vitz as Ashley
Artie Baxter as Riff
Carrie Finn as Vicky
Blake Lively as Jenny

Game 1

Alternate Titles for Horror Movies in the Woods

Stanley Speaks.………. Simons Says

  1. After Thursday the 12th.……….Friday the 13th
  2. The Corrupted Deceased……….The Evil Dead
  3. Lodge in the Forest……….Cabin in the Woods
  4. Mother……….Mama
  5. The Ceremony……….The Ritual
  6. Hillbillies Against Calamity.……….Tucker & Dale vs Evil
  7. Cottage Delirium……….Cabin Fever
  8. The Burkittsville Enchanter Program……….The Blair Witch Project
  9. Arcadia Loch……….Eden Lake
  10. Femur Throwing Axe.……….Bone Tomahawk
  11. The Plunge……….The Descent

Game 2

The Figures

Budget $3,000,000 (estimated)
Foreign: $NA
Bonus 1: (Opening Weekend NA Theaters)$NA
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IMDB Rating:42% (4.2)

Game 3

The Awesome Lodge Word Game

Movies with Crispin Glover – Phil

  1. Back to the Future
  2. Willard
  3. Beowulf
  4. Alice in Wonderland
  5. Charlie’s Angels
  6. The Doors
  7. Twister
  8. Hot Tub Time Machine
  9. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
  10. Friday the 13th the Final Chapter

Movies with Stoner Characters – Carissa

  1. Scary Movie
  2. Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
  3. The Big Lebowski
  4. Pineapple Express
  5. Up in Smoke
  6. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  7. Clerks
  8. Dazed and Confused
  9. Friday
  10. True Romance

Movies Based on Childhood Games – Phil

  1. Tag
  2. Ready or Not
  3. Battleship
  4. The Lego Movie
  5. Ouija
  6. Hide and Seek
  7. Clue
  8. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
  9. Truth or Dare
  10. Dungeons and Dragons

Movies with Twins – Carissa

  1. The Parent Trap
  2. Jack and Jill
  3. Dead Ringers
  4. Legend
  5. Big Business
  6. Twins
  7. The Man in the Iron Mask
  8. I Know Who Killed Me
  9. Adaptation
  10. Twin Dragons


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