Malibu Express (1985) Season 07 Episode 04

Hot Shit, Sexy Diarrhea, Just What?, Most Booby these are the words we are using to describe this weeks pick. Welcome to episode four of season 7 of Flicks XRayed, this week we are back from COVID and are on the case and are reviewing Malibu Express. Host, Privates Investigator Tony is joined by co-host Sarah, BOOBIES!!!! and guests Hill-billy Racer Chris, and Dave with an H. This week we play a game of Alternate Titles for 80’s Action Movies, The Price is Right and The Flicks Awesome Lodge Word Game. So tune in as we discuss at length about Boobs, Ridiculous Story, Bad Character, and sooo much more.

Our Ratings

Dave with an H 1
Hill-billy Racer Chris 1.5
Sarah, BOOBIES!!!! .5
Privates Investigator Tony .5

3.5\20             17%

Synopsis and Starring

Synopsis: The government sends a Texas private eye west to investigate computer secrets sold to the Soviets

Directed by Andy Sidaris      

Starring

Darby Hinton as Cody Abilene
Sybil Danning as Contessa Luciana
Art Metrano as Mathew
Shelly Taylor Morgan as Anita Chamberlain
Brett Baxter Clark as Shane
Niki Dantine as Lady Lillian

Game 1

Alternate Titles for 80’s Action Movies

California Direct.……….Malibu Express

  1. No Underwear .……….Comando
  2. Cyborg Law Enforcement………. Robocop
  3. Space Visitors……….Aliens
  4. Eradicator……….Terminator
  5. Large Problems in the Tiny Celestial Kingdom……….Big Trouble In Little China
  6. Initial Gore ……….First Blood
  7. Perish Solid……….Die Hard
  8. King Venomous Snake ……….Cobra
  9. The Sprinting Dude……….The Running Man
  10. Flee the Big Apple.………. Escape From New York
  11. Asphalt Building.……….Road House

Game 2

The Figures

Budget $NA (estimated)
Domestic:$NA
Foreign: $NA
Bonus 1: (Opening Weekend 2,495 Theaters)$NA
Rotten Tomatoes Ratings
Critic Ratings:
Audience Ratings:

NA%
31%
IMDB Rating:48% (4.8)
Metacritic:NA%

Game 3

The Awesome Lodge Word Game

Movies with Cowboys – Chris

  1. Blazing Saddles
  2. Lone Ranger
  3. City Slickers
  4. Toy Story
  5. Brokeback Mountain
  6. The Good The Bad and The Ugly
  7. Shanghai Noon
  8. Cowboys and Aliens
  9. A Million Ways to Die in the West
  10. Tombstone

1985 Box Office Topping Movies – Dave

  1. Once Bitten
  2. Cocoon
  3. Code of Silence
  4. Witness
  5. Police Academy 2
  6. Beverly Hills Cop
  7. Rambo First Blood: Part II
  8. Back to the Future
  9. Commando
  10. Rocky IV

Private Eye Movies – Chris

  1. Chinatown
  2. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  3. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  4. The Big Sleep
  5. Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid
  6. The Orient Express
  7. Knives Out
  8. The Nice Guys
  9. Sherlock Holmes
  10. The Maltese Falcon

Movies set in California – Dave

  1. Palm Springs
  2. San Andreas
  3. L.A. Confidential
  4. Encino Man
  5. Battle Los Angeles
  6. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  7. Malibu’s Most Wanted
  8. Beverly Hills Cop
  9. Once Upon a Time In Hollywood
  10. Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure

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