The Pirate Movie (1982) Season 06 Episode 49

Hoy boy, the fuck, an experience, Xanadu Two these are the words we are using to describe this weeks pick. Welcome to episode forty-nine of season 6 of Flicks XRayed, this week we are singing, dancing and having weird dreams and are reviewing The Pirate Movie. Host, Pirate King Tony is joined by co-host Model of a Major Modern general Ryan and guests Pizza Slinger Sarah, and Enjoys pleated shirts and a whole lot of leather Darcy. This week we play a game of IMDB Synopsis for Pirate Movies, The Price is Right and The Flicks Awesome Lodge Word Game. So tune in as we discuss at length about Parody Movies, Pirates, Ridiculousness, and sooo much more.

Our Ratings

Enjoys pleated shirts and a whole lot of leather Darcy 2
Pizza Slinger Sarah 2.5
Model of a Major Modern general Ryan 2
Pirate King Tony 2.5

9/20             45%

Synopsis and Starring

Synopsis: Mabel yearns for true love. Unfortunately, she has to be knocked out to find romance. While attending a pirate festival, she falls for the dashing Frederic, who puts on a swashbuckling sword-fighting clinic. The two are supposed to sail away together, but Mabel is left on the pier. She gets in a boat to follow him, and winds up on a desert island where she gets knocked unconscious and is propelled into the past, dreaming of pirates and, of course, romance.

Directed by Ken Annakin


Kristy McNichol as Mabel Stanley
Christopher Atkins as Frederic
Ted Hamilton as Pirate King
Bill Kerr as Major General Stanley

Game 1

Cast Mates for Hugh Jackman Movies

The crew of a large ship sail the high seas encountering other pirates from other ships. The boy from the ship ends up having to save his girlfriend who is kidnapped by a bunch of other pirates..……….The Pirate Movie

  1. Blacksmith Will Turner teams up with eccentric pirate “Captain” Jack Sparrow to save his love, the governor’s daughter, from Jack’s former pirate allies, who are now undead..……….Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  2. A female pirate and her companion race against their rivals to find a hidden island that contains a fabulous treasure..………. Cutthroat Island
  3. Jim Hawkins is a rebellious teen seen by the world as an aimless slacker. After he receives a map from a dying pirate, he embarks on an odyssey across the universe to find the legendary Treasure Planet.……….Treasure Planet
  4. When Captain James Hook kidnaps his children, an adult Peter Pan must return to Neverland and reclaim his youthful spirit in order to challenge his old enemy.……….Hook
  5. The sailor of legend is framed by the goddess Eris for the theft of the Book of Peace and must travel to her realm at the end of the world to retrieve it and save the life of his childhood friend Prince Proteus.……….Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
  6. Pirate Captain sets out on a mission to defeat his rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz for the Pirate of the year Award. The quest takes Captain and his crew from the shores of Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London..……….The Pirates! Band of Misfits
  7. The true story of the 2009 hijacking by Somali pirates of the U.S.-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years.……….Captain Phillips
  8. The Darling family children receive a visit from Peter Pan, who takes them to Never Never Land where an ongoing war with the evil Pirate Captain Hook is taking place.……….Peter Pan
  9. The Muppets’ twist on the classic tale.……….Muppets Treasure Island
  10. A group of young misfits called The Goonies discover an ancient map and set out on an adventure to find a legendary pirate’s long-lost treasure..……….The Goonies
  11. Intrepid reporter Tintin and Captain Haddock set off on a treasure hunt for a sunken ship commanded by Haddock’s ancestor.……….The Adventures of Tintin

Game 2

The Figures

Budget $5,000,000 (estimated)
Foreign: $NA
Bonus 1: (Opening Weekend 757 Theaters)$2,528,133
Rotten Tomatoes Ratings
Critic Ratings:
Audience Ratings:

IMDB Rating:52% (5.2)

Game 3

The Awesome Lodge Word Game

Movie Musicals – Darcy

  1. Grease
  2. Mama Mia!
  3. The Wizard of Oz
  4. Singing in the Rain
  5. Chicago
  6. The Greatest Showman
  7. West Side Story
  8. The Phantom of the Opera
  9. My Fair Lady
  10. The Sound of Music

Parody Movies – Sarah

  1. Hot Fuzz
  2. Young Frankenstein
  3. What We Do In The Shadows
  4. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  5. Hot Shots
  6. The Dead Don’t Die
  7. Behind the Mask
  8. Robin Hood Men In Tights
  9. Cabin in the Woods
  10. The Naked Gun

1982 Box Office Topping Movies – Darcy

  1. E.T. The Extra Terestrial
  2. Creepshow
  3. First Blood
  4. An Officer and a Gentleman
  5. Porky’s
  6. Rocky III
  7. The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
  8. Friday the 13th Part III
  9. Tootsie
  10. Conan the Barbarian

Movies on the Ocean – Sarah

  1. Master and Commander
  2. Adrift
  3. The Perfect Storm
  4. Open Water
  5. In The Heart of the Sea
  6. Cast Away
  7. Poseidon
  8. Into the Blue
  9. Ghost Ship
  10. Jaws

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