We continue with another episode of Season 4 of Flicks XRayed with episode 48 and this weeks episode we are social distancing and we watching and reviewing The Velocipastor. Host Tony is joined by Cohost Ryan Mermaid and guests Doctor Lawyer Hooker Corey, and Suddenly Ninja Phil. This week we play a game of POV for Horror Comedy Movies, The Price is Right and The Flicks Awesome Lodge Word Game for the coveted princess crown. So tune in as we discuss at length about Dinosaurs, Ninjas, B Movies and sooo much more.
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Our Ratings
Suddenly Ninja Phil 2.5
Doctor Lawyer Hooker Corey 1.5
Ryan Mermaid 2
Host and a Half Breed Tony 2
8/20 40%
Synopsis and Starring
Synopsis: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.
Directed by Brendan Steere
Starring
Alyssa Kempinski as Carol
Greg Cohan as Doug Jones
Aurelio Voltaire as Altair
Daniel Steere as Father Stewart
Jesse Turits as Sam the White Ninja
Game 1
Who am I for Buddy Cop Movies
After losing my parents I needed to find myself in China, there I cut myself on an artifact and now I turn into a Velociraptor. With this new ability I will make the world a better place in the name of Jesus………. The Velocipastor
- Me and My Best buddy were at his vacation home when a bunch of suicidal college kids started trying to murder us……….Tucker and Dale
- We were hotboxing my car when we hit a homie and now I think he is back and trying to kill us all so Run Bitch Run ……….Scary Movie
- After inheriting my estranged grandfather’s castle I discover his Laboratory and decided to continue is work in bringing the dead back to life ……….Young Frankenstein
- With the dead rising all around us my mate and me decided to gather our loved ones and head down to the Winchester for a pint while the whole thing blows over ……….Shaun of the Dead
- A group of friends and myself decided to get away from our college stress for a weekend and wind up in a massive government conspiracy where we are now to be sacrificed to gods……….Cabin in the woods
- I am an instructor at Coconut Pete’s Coconut Beach Resort when a serial killer starts killing us in the order of a Coconut Pete song……….Club Dread
- my wife becomes possessed and I am determined to not let this ruin our sex life so I recruit a Priest, A psychic and some ghostbusters from the hood to help ……….A Haunted House
- My friend with JFK’s Brain and myself the real Elvis must save our nursing home from a mummy that is sucking the last of the life out of it’s inhabitants ……….Bubba Ho-Tep
- I work in a little flower shop on skid row and when I discover a talking carnivorous plant I decide to use it to get the love of my life……….Little Shop of Horrors
- I have survived this long because I follow the rules that is until I met Tallahassee and his quest for twinkies, then I learned to have fun and face my fear of clowns……….Zombieland
- We have been housemates for quite some time but with the addition of a new housemate we are learning how to deal with the complexities of modern life ……….What We Do In Shadows
Game 2
The Figures
| Budget | $35,000 (estimated) |
| Rotten Tomatoes Ratings Critic Ratings Audience Ratings | 54% 69% |
Game 3
The Awesome Lodge Word Game
2019 Box Office Topping Movies – Phil
- Aquaman
- Glass
- Captain Marvel
- Aladdin
- Frozen II
- Ford v Ferrari
- Midway
- Joker
- Abominable
- The Upside
Dinosaur Movies – Corey
- Jurassic Park
- The Flinstones
- The Good Dinosaur
- Journey to the Center of the Earth
- Tammy and the T-Rex
- Theodore Rex
- Meet the Robinsons
- We’re Back
- Night at the Museum
- Jurassic World
Game 3 Tie Breaker
Shapeshifter Movies – Phil
- The Emperor’s New Groove
- An American Werewolf in London
- Ginger Snaps
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Wolfcop
- Beauty and the Beast
- Teen Wolf
- Skinwalkers
- Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
- Prisoner of Azkaban
Movies With Ninjas – Corey
- Ninja Assassin
- Batman Begins
- Kung Pow Enter the Fist
- Elektra
- Beverly Hills Ninja
- Mortal Kombat
- The Last Samurai
- American Ninja
- Surf Ninjas
- 3 Ninjas
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